Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020

An absolute monster of a man from Newry has replied to a text from his girlfriend of six weeks without putting an ‘X’ or an ‘O’ at the end of it we can reveal.

The man who ‘lost track of himself’ is now considered a ‘Bastard’ by his girlfriend who thinks ‘he’s probably cheating or something’ after he left out the obligatory ‘X’ from the end of his text.

The man spoke to Newry Spud this morning and told us:

“I was busy at work. The boss was texting me flat out and so was the woman and by the time I’d reply to her with all this ‘XO’ shite I’d not get a bit of work done all day.

If I send two XX’s then she’s grand, if I send only one when she sent me two in her original text then she gives me even more shit. I’m fucking sick of it baah.”

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