An absolute fucking mad man has taken his life in his own hands this evening by voluntarily chosen to eat out of ‘Chopsticks Chinese’ on the Belfast Road we can reveal.
The restaurant advertise their food as ‘Tasty’ with a massive dose of irony is one that only crazy people or kamikaze pilots from a Second World War Japanese fighter fleet would eat from.
The unnamed crazy man to eat from the restaurant told us:
“I didn’t realise it was that bad. The chips were like rubber bullets and the meat was like strings of shite. But I was starving and Tuck’s was packed. I’ve a quare case of ring sting going on here at the moment though for fuck sake.”