Newry Apply To Social Distance Permanently From Warrenpoint
Newry has made an official application to ‘continue social distancing from Warrenpoint’ we can reveal. In an extraordinary move it…
Newry has made an official application to ‘continue social distancing from Warrenpoint’ we can reveal. In an extraordinary move it…
The PSNI were called to Warrenpoint today when it emerged that a nudist sun bather refused to wear a face…
Newry’s neighbour Warrenpoint has decided to call it a day and annex itself into Newry we can reveal. The poor…
The Scottish government have sent a warship to the Warrenpoint coast claiming the seaside town as its own territory. This…
Casting scouts for ‘The Walking Dead’ have revealed that their most reliable source for ‘realistic extras’ is Warrenpoint we can reveal.…
The Marine Tavern, Club Cherri ladies toilets are thought to have been occupied by a drift of pigs after last…
“Never try and pay for a bus ticket with a note”. That’s the advice being given by Ulsterbus today following an…
US Rap Star Coolio has said he is ‘seriously rethinking’ his decision to play an intimate concert in Warrenpoint’s Number…
Warrenpoint officials unveiled a new strategic vision for the Town today, one that aims to place Warrenpoint firmly in the…
The Marine Tavern has announced that Pope Francis the 266th leader of the Catholic Church is to do a ‘guest set’…