Anyone Caught ‘Doing The Double’ To Be Sent To Live In Burren For A Month
A controversial punishment for anyone caught ‘doing the double’ in the Newry area has been launched by the Assembly we…
A controversial punishment for anyone caught ‘doing the double’ in the Newry area has been launched by the Assembly we…
There was panic in Mayobridge today after reported sightings of a ‘Bigfoot’ type creature walking around the small village. However…
A Burren resident has said he is suing Burren because he has to live, well, in Burren we can reveal.…
The farming community in south Armagh and south Down is in mourning after the Balmoral Show has been cancelled this…
A Saudi King has said he will buy Burren and blow it to fuck we can reveal. King Hussain Bin…
Mayobridge has made the bold move of becoming the first ever ‘Wankers Only’ zone in Ireland we can report. The…
SDLP’s Pete Byrne has announced that he would cap the price of pints in local bars if he were elected…
Newry’s neighbour Warrenpoint has decided to call it a day and annex itself into Newry we can reveal. The poor…
Veteran wildlife presenter Sir David Attenborough has travelled to Burren for the filming of a documentary on the locals, the BBC has said.…
A giant sinkhole has sucked in Burren we can reveal. The natural phenomena that can devastate areas happened 3 weeks…