Anyone Caught ‘Doing The Double’ To Be Sent To Live In Burren For A Month
A controversial punishment for anyone caught ‘doing the double’ in the Newry area has been launched by the Assembly we…
Panic Over After ‘Bigfoot’ Sighting In Mayobridge Was ‘Just A Local’
There was panic in Mayobridge today after reported sightings of a ‘Bigfoot’ type creature walking around the small village. However…
Burren Man To Sue Burren For Having To Live In Burren
A Burren resident has said he is suing Burren because he has to live, well, in Burren we can reveal.…
Local Farmers Enter Weeks Mourning As Balmoral Show Cancelled
The farming community in south Armagh and south Down is in mourning after the Balmoral Show has been cancelled this…
Burren Bought By Saudi King To Blow It To Fucking Smithereens
A Saudi King has said he will buy Burren and blow it to fuck we can reveal. King Hussain Bin…
Mayobridge Becomes A ‘Wankers Only’ Zone
Mayobridge has made the bold move of becoming the first ever ‘Wankers Only’ zone in Ireland we can report. The…
SDLP’s Pete Byrne Pledges To Cap The Price Of Pints To £1 If Elected MP
SDLP’s Pete Byrne has announced that he would cap the price of pints in local bars if he were elected…
Warrenpoint Give Up Want To Be Renamed & Annexed Into Newry
Newry’s neighbour Warrenpoint has decided to call it a day and annex itself into Newry we can reveal. The poor…
Sir David Attenborough In Burren For New TV Show On ‘The Natives’
Veteran wildlife presenter Sir David Attenborough has travelled to Burren for the filming of a documentary on the locals, the BBC has said.…
Burren Consumed By Sink Hole 3 Weeks Ago – We Only Notice Now
A giant sinkhole has sucked in Burren we can reveal. The natural phenomena that can devastate areas happened 3 weeks…