Mr Tumble & Shaun The Sheep To Take Over The Running Of Stormont
The Stormont government is to be sensationally taken over by two of the BBC’s favourite children’s characters we can reveal.…
Conor Murphy And Arlene Foster Organise A Piss Up In A Brewery
Rumours coming from Stormont today are suggesting that Finance Minister Conor Murphy alongside First Minster Arlene Foster have organised a…
Pastor Barrie Halliday Appointed To Head Of International KKK
Bessbrook Pastor Barrie Halliday has been sensationally fast-tracked to the top of the KKK we can reveal. The man of…
Couple Get Married On Aer Lingus Belfast – London Flight To Invive More Mates
A local company have decided to hold their wedding ceremony on a Belfast to London Aer Lingus flight so that…
Outrage As PSNI Arrest Republicans For Not Wearing Masks & Latex Gloves
There was widespread confusion and dismay today around the North when it emerged that the PSNI were rounding up so-called…
Ann Summers Now ‘Essential Shop’ After Frustrated Women Protest
Ann Summers in Newry’s Buttercrane is to open after being listed as an ‘essential front line service’ we can reveal.…
Judge Orders Criminals To Listen To Daniel O’Donnell For 24hrs As No Spaces In Jails
In a move that the UN are calling ‘strange and unusually cruel’ the criminals in the North of Ireland are…
The Ugly And Big Nosed Folk Pretty OK With Wearing Face Masks
Local ugly people and those with big noses have found the new trend of wearing surgical masks to be ‘not…
Coronavirus: Dyslexic People At Home ‘Self-Masturbating’
There has been widespread confusion within the dyslexic community the Northern Ireland Dyslexia Centre has said after hundreds of their…
Kind Hearted Man To Do Dishes Tomorrow For ‘International Women’s Day’
A kind hearted and generous man has said he will do the dishes after tomorrow’s dinner for the woman in…