The Word ‘Diddies’ To Be Introduced Into The Oxford Concise Dictionary
The Oxford Concise Dictionary is to add the word ‘Diddies’ into its new edition we can reveal. Used predominantly in…
Newry ‘Alcoholics Anonymous’ Group Basically A Dating Agency
An investigation has been launched into Newry based AA groups we can reveal. The National Executive of Alcoholics Anonymous have…
First 3 Wise Men Ever To Step Foot On Camlough Mountain Appear At Star Light Up
A Christmas miracle has happened on Camlough Mountain of biblical proportions we can report. The Three Wise Men appeared at…
Mom Shares ‘Pupil Of The Week’ Post Like Her Child Is Marie Curie Or Something
A local parent has posted a photo on Facebook today of her 9 year-old daughter who won ‘pupil of the…
Digney Boyd Under Impression Hollywood Elite Moving To Bessbrook With Rental Prices
A Newry Estate Agent is somehow under the impression that either Donald Trump is in the market for a rental…
‘Come Dine With Me’ Newry Basically 4 People Just Buying Take Aways
The successful Channel 4 TV Show ‘Come Dine With Me’ were in Newry today to film an episode of the…
Local Man On ITV’s ‘The Chase’ Literally Chased Out Of Meigh For Being Shite
A local man has who appeared on tonight’s episode of the popular TV quiz programme ‘The Chase’ has literally been…
Madden’s Pub To Open On Friday Offering Toast With Pints
One of Newry’s classiest pubs has said they intend to open up on Friday despite being classed as a ‘wet’…
Pope To Say Open Air Mass At Shandon Park On Sunday
The Vatican have said that Pope Francis will be visiting Shandon Park in Newry as part of his ‘outreach’ programme…
Newry Mourne & Down Council’s £120,000 Christmas Gang Bang Plans Leaked
Newry, Mourne & Down District Council’s Christmas party plans have been leaked to Newry Spud we can reveal. After the…