Pastor Barrie Halliday Appointed To Head Of International KKK
Bessbrook Pastor Barrie Halliday has been sensationally fast-tracked to the top of the KKK we can reveal. The man of…
Nurse Confused As Shops Won’t Accept ‘Claps & Applause’ For Payment
A Newry based Nurse has spoken out tonight about how she was tuned back from a local shop when she…
Couple Get Married On Aer Lingus Belfast – London Flight To Invive More Mates
A local company have decided to hold their wedding ceremony on a Belfast to London Aer Lingus flight so that…
Lovely Weather During Lock-Down Just God Being A Funny Bollox
God has admitted that he has made the last 4 days beautifully sunny and warm while most people are on…
Sniper Called Back To Action To Monitor Social Distancing On Easter
In what is seen as an unprecedented move the south Armagh sniper has been called back into action to stop…
Nurses Delighted Local MP To Get £10,000 Work From Home Allowance
The people of Newry are delighted with the news that their local MP will be entitled to a £10,000 ‘work…
Outrage As PSNI Arrest Republicans For Not Wearing Masks & Latex Gloves
There was widespread confusion and dismay today around the North when it emerged that the PSNI were rounding up so-called…
Boris “A Real Fighter” Says Nurse Standing Over Him With Pillow
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is a ‘real fighter’ a nurse standing over him with a pillow has said. The…
Local W*nker Says “Every Sunday A Palm Sunday For Me”
A local wanker has expressed surprise that today is ‘Palm Sunday’ by declaring that every Sunday is a Palm Sunday…
Loss Of Taste Symptom Prompts All Nathan Carter Fans To Be Quarantined
With news that the coronavirus early signs of infection are loss of taste the government has been around the country…