MySpace the Grandfather of modern day social media made a massive impact today when it arrived in Hilltown we can reveal.…
A proud Hilltown mother and father shared what they described as a ‘most emotional’ experience today while the waved to…
A 58 year-old great grandmother from Hilltown has won today’s ‘World Beard Day’ we can reveal. Mary ChinFluff who has…
A newly released survey from the World Health Organisation has shockingly included the dreary backwater of Hilltown we can reveal.…
A Hilltown man has inherited $14,0000,0000 after he found out by email that his long-lost Nigerian uncle, Rev Father August…
A young man from Hilltown’s Main Street who goes by the name of Mick ‘Bomb’ Grant is currently in training…
A controversial wall is to be built by residents of Mayobridge in order to keep ‘illegal Aliens’ from Hilltown wandering…
The world of boxing has been rocked this morning with the news that Newry legend Lofty Larkin is to fight…
Hilltown disco are to reopen their doors every Friday fortnight for their now infamous disco but only for adults over…
Disney has won planning permission to build ‘Disneyland Hilltown’ the first in Ireland we can reveal. The backward little village with…
