Street Party Planned As MySpace Reaches Hilltown
MySpace the Grandfather of modern day social media made a massive impact today when it arrived in Hilltown we can reveal.…
Hilltown Parents ‘Proud’ Waving 13 Year-Old Son Off For 1st Carry Out
A proud Hilltown mother and father shared what they described as a ‘most emotional’ experience today while the waved to…
Hilltown Granny Awarded ‘World’s Best Beard’
A 58 year-old great grandmother from Hilltown has won today’s ‘World Beard Day’ we can reveal. Mary ChinFluff who has…
Survey Reveals Hilltown Men Have Biggest Penises On Earth
A newly released survey from the World Health Organisation has shockingly included the dreary backwater of Hilltown we can reveal.…
Hilltown Man Inherits $14,0000,0000 From Long-Lost Nigerian Uncle
A Hilltown man has inherited $14,0000,0000 after he found out by email that his long-lost Nigerian uncle, Rev Father August…
Hilltown’s ‘Bomb’ Grant Training For World’s Biggest Drinker Title
A young man from Hilltown’s Main Street who goes by the name of Mick ‘Bomb’ Grant is currently in training…
Wall Between Mayobridge & Hilltown, Work Starts Next Week
A controversial wall is to be built by residents of Mayobridge in order to keep ‘illegal Aliens’ from Hilltown wandering…
Lofty Larkin To Fight Winner Of Mayweather v McGregor
The world of boxing has been rocked this morning with the news that Newry legend Lofty Larkin is to fight…
Hilltown To Host Disco For ‘Over 35’s’ On Friday
Hilltown disco are to reopen their doors every this Friday to celebrate the opening of pubs for their now infamous…
Couples Must Produce ‘Extensive Family Tree’ To Stop Incest In Hilltown
A new law has been introduced in the Hilltown area making any couple who plan on meeting for a date…