Tue. Jan 19th, 2021

Here at Newry Spud we have decided to help our readers with some suggestions for their New Year’s resolutions with a helpful guide that you can choose from.

  • Stop driving and talking on the mobile phone simultaneously.


  • Be more polite to the person who you see fortnightly signing on JSA.


  • Consider actually paying for a TV Licence.


  • Be kinder to the PSNI when they are arresting you.


  • Learn Polish to fit in with the locals.


  • Stop shoplifting in Around – A – Pound, aim higher.


  • Try and not get your home burgled.

We hope this seven point guide will give you some help in choosing a New Year’s resolution. Happy New Year baah.

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