Here at Newry Spud we have decided to help our readers with some suggestions for their New Year’s resolutions with a helpful guide that you can choose from.
- Stop driving and talking on the mobile phone simultaneously.
- Be more polite to the person who you see fortnightly signing on JSA.
- Consider actually paying for a TV Licence.
- Be kinder to the PSNI when they are arresting you.
- Learn Polish to fit in with the locals.
- Stop shoplifting in Around – A – Pound, aim higher.
- Try and not get your home burgled.
We hope this seven point guide will give you some help in choosing a New Year’s resolution. Happy New Year baah.