A sex scandal has hit the small backward looking village of Mayobridge we can reveal.
According to sources a Mayobridge man has entered the 21st century by faxing a ‘dick pic’ to his girlfriend in what has been described as a ‘shocking’ development.
An inside source planted deeply inside the incest filled village told Newry Spud:
“What ever happened to courting a woman and taking her to the local dance hall for a glass of lemonade and a packet of crisps?
Now some smart fella from the village thinks he’s all into technology and has faxed a picture of his penis to his girlfriend who is from Saval so she doesn’t even have a phone line never mind one of those new fax machine things.”
It is thought PSNI officers have been sent to Mayobridge to see how one of the residents got their hands on a fax machine.