1. Apply It As A Tasty Contraceptive
There’s nothing sexy about the question “Do you have any rubbers?” but there’s plenty sexy about “Do you have Friar Tuck’s Slaw?” Contrary to popular belief, coleslaw is a highly effective contraceptive that sounds as luscious as it tastes!
2.Wear It As Lingerie
Who needs leather and lace when you can dress your privates in coleslaw? No one, that’s who!
3.Lube Up With It
What do you do when you have two tickets to booty town but the train gets stuck on the track? Don’t force your way through the tunnel—-grease the rails with some Friar Tuck’s coleslaw instead. Choo Choo!
4.Turn Oral Sex Into A Delicious Treat
No matter whom you’re going down on or what you’re licking, everything tastes better with coleslaw. With Friar Tuck’s coleslaw, you’ll be smacking your lips even after cunnilingus!
5.Play Dress Up
Role-playing is a fun way to shake things up in the bedroom. Create all sorts of sexy scenarios using Friar Tuck’s coleslaw as a body paint. Will you be a snowman? A ghost? Anything vaguely white is a possibility!
6.Have A Coleslaw à Trois
Threesomes are fun, but finding your third can be tricky. Why risk social awkwardness when you and your lover could just take turns pleasuring a tub of Friar Tuck’s Coleslaw?