Four year-old Jack Quinn reportedly discovered the obscenity “fuck” late last night, according to reports from friends and family, and has already succeeded in using it proficiently in at least eight sentences today at nursery.
Mother Ciara says she first learned of her son’s discovery when she told him to go upstairs for bed, to which he replied “I’m not fucking tired yet.”
Newry Spud spoke to Ciara today and she said:
“I was completely shocked, primarily because he knew that bad word, but also because he had already advanced far enough in his analysis of the word to be able to use it as an adjective.”
Newry Spud spoke to 4 year old Jack who told us:
“Fuck off, you’re not even a real newspaper you dick.”