A 30 year old Newry man is still not cool despite wearing his new backpack on his back instead of over one shoulder like real men should do.
The man who likes to follow what the kids are up to these days also Vapes and pretends to like Grime music.
We spoke with the pathetic loser this morning and he told us:
“I thought by wearing the bag on my back instead of over one shoulder people would think I’m ‘cool’ or ‘hip’. Instead most Newry men look at me with hate and contempt in their eyes.”