Tue. Dec 1st, 2020

3 pensioners have gathered to reminisce about how they used to buy ‘Dirty Magazines’ in Savages shop before the internet made porn so easily available.

The men Peadar 68, Liam 73 & Eugene 88 who between them couldn’t switch a smartphone on have said they long for the days when Readers Wives was just a few quid in Savages.

We spoke with the men and they said:

“It’ a holy terra that men of our age are discriminated against when it comes to having a quick hand shuffle. Savages used to sell us our mags that they discretely put on the top shelf of the newspaper stand. It’s getting hard (no pun intended) I’m even looking at the wife now for ‘inspiration’.”

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