Wed. Nov 25th, 2020


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The Newry, Mourne and Down District Council have been rocked by a drug scandal we can reveal.

It has emerged that after a debate last week three well known Newry based Councillors where caught in the toilets smoking a joint.

For legal reasons we cannot name the three dope-head Councillors but we can reveal one is a DUP man with a tash, one is an ageing Sinn Féin veteran and one is an SDLP man with glasses.

The Sinn Féin veteran told told Newry Spud:

“I think I will be joining Emmet Crossan for the next election campaign. I think it’s great that I and the other two Councillors can show cross-party co-operation by lighting up a joint and chilling out between debates. It’s definitely the way forward.”

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