Man Promises Self This Is The Dolce Vita Before Getting Life Back On Track
A Newry man has made a solemn vow to himself that tonight’s La Dolce Vita takeaway will be the last…
Cathal Who Buys Coke From Strangers In Pub Bog Not Taking Covid Vaccine
A Newry man is a little suspicious of what’s in the COVID 19 vaccine, given the short time frame it’s…
Jonesborough Residents ‘Ireland’s Most Ugliest’ Says New Report
A controversial report from the All Ireland Villages and Towns Commission has caused a stir among the people of Jonesborough…
Granny Mary Not Racist – Just Doesn’t Really Like Romanians And Poles
A 76 year-old Newry Granny has confirmed she isn’t racist; she just doesn’t like the ‘Romanians’’ and ‘poles’. Mary Fatspatrick…
Conor McGregor Starts Work In Friar Tucks After Abu Dhabi Knock Out
Conor McGregor the lightweight UFC fighter has said he will ‘take some time’ to reflect after getting knocked out by…
Forkhill Famer Arrested After Using Romanian As ‘Human Scarecrow’
A south Armagh farmer has been arrested today after it was discovered he was using Romanian migrants as ‘human scarecrows’…
Newry Gym Owner Tests Positive For Being An ‘Awful Bollox’
A Newry gym owner who has gained infamy recently because of his loose and dubious command of the law has…
Ethiopia To Hold Humanitarian Fundraiser For The People Of Ballybot
The people of the African country Ethiopia have announced plans to hold a fundraising concert for the people of Ballybot…
South Armagh Home Schooling Sees New Generation Of Red Diesel Mixers
The next generation of south Armagh’s fuel smugglers and makers is alive and well thanks to a thriving home schooling…
REPORT : “Dis Townz Getin Worser” Says Grainne From Loanda Crescent
A local 28 year-old woman from the slums of Loanda Crescent has taken to Facebook today to declare “Dis Townz…