Dumped Man Getting Life On Track In Magee’s Bar Sinking Pints Like Fuck
A recently dumped man has got his life back on track by sitting drinking cold pints in Magee’s Bar beer…
Francie Bellew Challenges Katie Taylor To A ‘Good Digging Match’
South Armagh’s version of Chuck Norris Francie Bellew has called out Irish boxing sensation Katie Taylor for a ‘fair dig’…
Council Head Marie Ward To Work On Bin Lorry To Earn £141,000 Salary
The Chief Executive of the Newry, Mounre & Down District Council is set to take to the bin lorry in…
Mad Woman Doesn’t Take Pics Of Child Going Back To School For Facebook
There was wide spread disbelief and shock today after news emerged that a mother didn’t post a clatter of photos…
Gavin Malone Wins Contract To Litter Pick White House Lawn
Local Independent Councillor Gavin Malone has today revealed that his passion for local litter picks has blossomed to a full-time…
Irony Lost As Driver Insists Masks MUST Be Wore On Crossmaglen Bus
There seems to be a complete loss of irony on behalf of an Ulsterbus driver today who insisted that all…
Local Nicknamed ‘The Cock In The Rock’ After Belfast Birthday Visit
A local man has been nicknamed ‘The Cock In The Rock’ by west Belfast residents after his antics in the…
Taxi Jo’s ‘Bag Head’ Revealed To Be Gerry Adams
Shock waves have hit Newry today with news that the infamous sidekick to Taxi Jo the much loved Bag Head…
Newry Man Tony ‘The Wand’ McGivern Named ‘Most Fertile Man In Ireland’
A local man has been proclaimed as ‘the most fertile man in Ireland’ we can proudly proclaim. Tony ‘The Wand’…
Local Man To Feed Ballybot/Barcroft After Growing World’s Largest Cabbage
A kind hearted Newry man has said he will cook every house in the Ballybot & Barcroft area a feed…