Thu. Dec 3rd, 2020


The pregnancy of a 19-year old girl from Bessbrook has attracted a lot of attention and interest over the last few days, as a growing number of scientists and doctors have proved unable to find an explanation to her astounding case.

The teen found herself pregnant while studying for exams, during a three week activity of communion and prayer with her school St Paul’s, and claims she is still a virgin.
Medical experts at nearby Daisy Hill are at a lost to explain the girl’s condition after she told doctors ‘I never even kissed a boy before.’

One local expert however has a different opinion, Dr Willie Plunger told Newry Spud:

“Now, I know this might be controversial but this is not biblical days in Jerusalem when Mary got away with the old Virgin routine, this girl is well known to be fond of the Mickey and she got what was coming to her.”

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