UFC At Bessbrook Pond To Let Local Travellers Beat Fuck Out Of Each Other

Newry, South Armagh


The UFC has confirmed today that they will be coming to Bessbrook to hold a special event at the Bessbrook Pond that they are marketing ‘Gypsy Wars’.

The event that will be held in the famous UFC octagon will feature the local feuding families from Bessbrook that will be a ‘no holds barred’ event.

UFC President Dana White told Newry Spud:

“This will be the most violent UFC event in history. We love you crazy Irish mother-fuckers. We will be allowing Bull-hooks, Machetes, knives and if they are still standing up then we will throw a loaded handgun into the cage.”

It is thought the event that is already sold out will feature local singer Kathleen Moore who will sing the National Anthem before the fight.