St Brigid’s Church To Replace Mass With ‘Mortal Kombat’ Fights


St Brigid’s church has said that instead of normal mass this Sunday they will be holding a ‘Mortal Kombat’ style fighting competition to try and bring more people into the faith.

From Sunday onwards people coming to the chapel will be asked to pick a weapon at the front gate, such as a spear, a glowing ball of flames or a ball of kinetic electricity that would kill an elephant stone dead.

A local priest told us:

“Things are getting a bit stale you know? It’s a bit quiet at the weekend masses. We got together and thought what better way to bring people into the church but a fight to the death against each other.

Of course I will be there to administer the last rights to those who are unfortunate enough to die at the hands of another parishioner so that will be of some solace to the loser LOL.”