REPORT: Grainne Next Door The Silly Bitch Has Her Christmas Tree Up

Newry


A report coming out of Newry has confirmed that Grainne next door has put up her Christmas tree already.

Even though it is only the start of November the mad woman has put the plastic piece of shite up in the corner of the room.

Grainne told us:

“It’s basically Christmas after Halloween like. All of the big stores are getting their decorations out, and you know that old Saint Nick is making his list and checking it twice.

We’ll have the lights up around the house before the weekend is done. I’ve already set my alarm for 3 a.m. on Black Friday, too, so I can beat the crowds at ASDA.”