Price’s Launch ’69 Cone’ To Rival The ‘Nuggy Pot’


One of Newry’s favourite ice cream spots is to introduce a brand new product to rival their bitter rivals Nugelato’s ‘Nuggy Pot’.

Price’s at Abbey Yard will launch their new ’69 Cone’ which will involve a large vanilla cone with two flakes stuck in to the ice cream each way up to mimmick the famous ‘sex act’ 69.

The PSNI have been put on red alert after Newry Spud reported weeks ago about hand to hand combat that happened between rival factions of Price’s supporters and Nugelato’s fans.

In a statement the PSNI said:

“We realise tensions run high in this part of Newry over their ice cream. However, we would appeal for calm and common sense to prevail when the ’69 Cone’ cums to Newry on today.”