Pensioner Gimp Couple Refused Admittance To The Canal Court Hotel

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Maureen and Paddy O’Hare, a gimp couple of pensionable age were refused board at The Canal Court last night when they landed in the reception area in their rubber gear.

The proprietors of the city centre hotel whilst claiming to be fairly broad minded felt that two PVC clad pensioners may upset some of the other guests.

However Maureen and Paddy have vowed to take their case to the High Court claiming that they have been unduly discriminated against.

Paddy told us:

“Just because we’re not boring and oul Maureen likes to put a mask on me and slap my balls around doesn’t mean we should be discriminated against. It’s a holy terra to be honest.”