Newry Arts Centre To Host ‘Diddies Exhibition’


The Newry Arts Centre is hosting one of the most anticipated exhibitions in living memory we can reveal.

‘Diddies’ an art exhibit of the female breasts has already had rave reviews when it opened in London, Paris and New York.

A Newry Arts Centre spokesman told us:

“This exhibition of Diddies has been highly anticipated here in Newry. We hope it doesn’t go tits up. We really don’t want to milk the whole situation.

The numbers of people we are expecting is really racking up. While the evenings are getting a bit nippy we would encourage all those breasts lovers to come along.”