New South Armagh Radio Station BYEUR-FM To Launch

Newry, South Armagh

A new radio station bound for south Armagh will be launched on Friday we can reveal.

BYEUR-FM will be blasting out country hits and Irish republican music only for 24 hours a day every day.

BYEUR-FM spokesman Fearghal Fertilizer told us:

“This will be a rulya radio station fein. We will be playing exclusively RA music with a mixture of Nathan Carter and Garth Brooks as this is what our listeners demand.

We will also be having small intermissions with farming news and also information on where to buy the best red diesel. We know most people in the locality don’t have a TV set  but we think most people in south Armagh have a wireless radio so they should be able to enjoy the new station.”