Mayobridge Residents Finally Able To Use Their Webbed Feet After Rain Fall

The people of Mayobridge have finally been able to make the most of their webbed feet this past few days after some of the village was submerged following heavy rainfall.

The locals who have all got webbed feet but as yet have only been able to test out their strange abnormality in the nearby Newry Leisure Centre swimming pool.

One Mayobridge man told us:

“As soon as I saw the water levels rising I knew I was in my element. It’s now our time to shine here in Mayobridge and show of our high levels of weirdness.

The whole village are now praying for some heavy snow so we can test out this thick coat of fur we have all over our bodies and faces”.