Mate Not Into Dogging Really Spoiling Bernish Visit For Everyone Else


A Newry man has hit out at his friend after a recent visit to Ireland’s premier dogging site The Bernish after his uninterested demeanour ‘really spoilt it for everyone else’ we can reveal.

The Friday evening dogging event was well attended by quite the amount of local perverts and sex pests. However ‘there is always one cunt that will spoil it’ said our source.

Our source confirmed:

“We were all there enjoying pulling our plums over Maggie and Dermot from Parkhead who were going hell for leather if truth were to be towl.

Anyway my mate kept shuffling around the outside of the car trying to talk about the Armagh v Cavan match on Sunday. He’s not even bothering to pay attention to the awful sex scene in front of him. Total bastard spoilt it for us all.”