Investigation After Actual Fruit Found In Fiveways ‘Fruit Soda’


An investigation has been launched today after it has emerged that Fiveways almost added fruit to one of their ‘Fruit Sodas’ we can report.

The incident that is being treated as a ‘freak accident’ was brought the attention of the local service station.

A Fiveways spokesman was quick to react and told Newry Spud:

“Clearly this is a disgraceful event in which 3 pieces of a fruit type substance was found in our ‘Fruit Soda’ which was purchased today.

We name this a fruit soda in an ironic way and in no way would we use or condone fruit being added to our fruit sodas. Heads will roll. Obviously no fruit will be added to the head that will roll.”