Donald Trump Visits Newry’s Chop Shop Barber’s For ‘Up Style’


The President of the United States Donald Trump has secretly visited Newry yesterday we can reveal.

Mr Trump was in the area to get a new ‘up style’ by the talented staff at ‘Chop Shop Barbers’ on Saint Mary’s Street and to meet with local political leaders.

A spokesman for Chop Shop Barber’s told Newry Spud:

“It wasn’t a surprise visit; we knew 3 days prior to the visit but were sworn to secrecy by the American Secret Service. Mr Trump contacted us after seeing some of our work on Facebook and he expressed a desire to have a ‘new image’.

Trump was seen leaving the Chop Shop Barber’s with a ‘African inspired dreadlock’ style that he seemed delighted with.

His staff told us:

“Mr Trump loves what they done for him, the dreads are a very hip look at present and we want to tap into the black vote. We will be back when he is re-elected as President to thank the staff for their hard work.”