Daisy Hill Seeks Help After Facebook Goes Down


Daisy Hill Hospital have sent out a call to all available nurses, doctors and psychiatric specialists after the recent Facebook issues that have left local attention seeking bastards unable to check-in to the hospital.

While Facebook & Instagram have been having issues on their platform locals have been flocking to the hospital to seek attention as they can’t check-in to the facility.

A Daisy Hill spokesman told us:

“We are seeing all medical professionals to help us clean up the mess left after Facebook went down. There is several attention seeking cunts refusing to leave the hospital without being able to ‘check-in’ so people can see they were here.”