Councillor Malone To Launch Weekend Street Drinking Festival


Independent Councillor Gavin Malone has announced that there will be a weekend event from October 4th to 6th in Newry.

The 3 day long event will be a ‘massive street drinking’ event to show ‘outsiders’ that the locals of the Newry area have been and always will be better drinkers than the new breed of street drinkers.

Mr Malone who is in training for the event told us from the Mall where he was having a few tins of special brew:

“These fucking idiots who are torturing the local people around the district think that they have invented drinkinging or something. 

I am calling for every evailable man, woman and child to come out from the 4th to the 6th of October to drink like fuck on every street corner, park and road. Please email me to secure your spot on the drinking team.”