Scientists Research Why People Still Go To The Marine

There’s been a scientific study commissioned to try and establish why any local people still go to The Marine Tavern we can reveal. For many years the presence of new generation after new generation at the Warrenpoint spot has left the scientific community scratching their heads with disbelief. Lead scientist John Smyth told Newry Spud: […]

CONFIRMED: Warrenpoint Still An Absolute Shithole

Warrenpoint is still an absolute pile of steaming shite it has been confirmed today. The nearby poor relation to Newry has forever been living in the shadow of its more successful neighbour but after a review last week it was confirmed the Point is still ‘a shithole’. Newry Council spokeswoman Gillian Fitzpatrick told Newry Spud: “This is no […]