Derrybeg ISIS Erect Islamic State Flags

An investigation is underway in Newry after ISIS flags have been erected in the Derrybeg area it has emerged today. Local sources say local Islamic leader ‘Jihadi Paddy’ was seen with several others going around erecting this morning. One eyewitness told Newry Spud: “Jihadi Paddy is getting out of control in this district. He was […]

‘Alan’s Snack Bar’ In Newry Attracts Unwanted Attention From Dyslexic Islamic Extremists

A new snack bar in Newry city centre has found itself in the unfortunate position of being a popular meeting point for Islamic extremists, it’s been revealed. ‘Alan’s Snack Bar’, run by local man Alan Barr, opened its doors in May, and within weeks found itself with a clientele made up entirely of dyslexic ISIS sympathisers from the surrounding […]