Sport

Bessbrook Golfer Selected For European Ryder Cup Team

23rd August 2018

A Bessbrook man is to sensationally be selected for the European Ryder Cup team after winning the Ashfield Golf Captain’s Day tournament last weekend a European golfing insider confirmed tonight. Rodney Quinn from The Green Road who has up until now had what can only be described as a ‘fledgling’ golfing career will replace county […]

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Retired Camlough GAA Referee To Ref England v Tunisia Tonight

18th June 2018

A retired GAA referee has been sensationally drafted into the FIFA World Cup to take charge of this evening’s England v Tunisia game. Damian ‘Tiger’ McCullough who has long since hung up his whistle in favour of the commentators microphone got the call last night from Italian referee boss Pierluigi Collina. McCullough told Newry Spud: […]

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Bessbrook Hurlers Offer Referee To ‘Digging Match’ In The Pitt Car Park

4th June 2018

Two local hurlers from the Craobh Rua club based in Bessbrook and Camlough have asked a referee to a ‘fair dig’ we can reveal. This news comes after the two lads named locally as Nathan O’Shea & Ryan Diamond made their debuts last week for the club. One GAA insider told Newry Spud: “The two […]

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Armagh’s McDonnell To Lead Suicide Pact If Liverpool Lose

26th May 2018

Local Armagh GAA hero Steven McDonnell has said he is to lead a ‘mass suicide’ if Liverpool don’t win tonight. The Killeavy native who supports the greatest team on earth has said he will ‘take people to the land of Anfield Road’ if the Merseyside club don’t beat Madrid. A clearly unstable and emotional McDonnell […]

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Glasgow Celtic Sign Newborn With Newry Roots

11th May 2018

The football world has been rocked today with news that a baby boy with Newry roots has been signed by Celtic Football Club at the tender age of one day old. Baby Cillian ‘Henrik’ Cassidy the son of Camlough woman Louise Cassidy and Kevin Cassidy born in Glasgow yesterday was signed by Brendan Rodgers today. […]

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Newry City AFC Appoint Marty Bogroll As Fitness Coach

10th May 2018

Newry City AFC has announced today the signing of Marty Bogroll as their new head of fitness we can reveal. Marty who is a well known sporting figure from the city will take up the role as Newry re-enter the upper echelons of Irish Premier League football next season. Speaking to Newry Spud, Newry City’s […]

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CONTROVERSY Surrounds Killeavy GAA’s ‘Fit In 40’ Stevie McDonnell Left ‘Fuming’

7th April 2018

Controversy has hit the small, awkward and some would say ‘backwards’ little village of Killeavy tonight ahead of the much anticipated ‘Killeavy Fit In 40’ event we can EXCLUSIVELY reveal. The much anticipated ‘King & Queen’ will be revealed in what locals expect to be the highlight of their usual, boring and shit kicking country […]

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McCartan Brothers Drop Conor McGregor After New York UFC ‘Criminal Fracas’

6th April 2018

Newry outfitters McCartan Brothers have said they are to drop world famous superstar Conor ‘The Notorious’ McGregor from their multi-million pound deal to make his suits after the Dublin man was involved in a fracas at a UFC event in New York on Thursday we can reveal. This will come as another blow to the […]

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Camlough Athlete Switches Northern Ireland Flag For Tri-Colour At Commonwealth Games

4th April 2018

A Camlough woman who was selected to be the flag bearer for Team Northern Ireland at the Commonwealth Games has shocked the sporting world by switching the Northern Ireland flag with the Irish tricolour at the last minute we can reveal. Caroline O’Hanlon a polymath from Camlough who is not only a 3 time GAA […]

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Geriatric Bessbrook Man To Take On ‘Suicidal’ Alcatraz Triathlon

26th March 2018

A geriatric Bessbrook pensioner has defied his doctor’s advice and has stupidly signed up for the Escape From Alcatraz Triathlon we can reveal. Gerry ‘The General’ Patton has decided that even though he finds getting out of a chair an ordeal that he can deal with not just a grueling run and cycle but also […]

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