Newry City Ladies Manager Turns Down Real Madrid Job

A Bessbrook man has been sensationally turned down the managers’ job of Spanish giants Real Madrid we can reveal. James ‘Souness’ Feehan who prefers to be called ‘Gaffer’ or ‘Mourinho’ is currently in charge of the high flying ‘Galacticos’ Newry City Women and said he was ‘flattered’ to be even mentioned for the job. We […]

Yet Another Carrickcruppen Man Jumps Ship To Shane O’Neill’s

The small tightknit and possibly incest riddled village of Camlough is in turmoil today with news that yet another Carrickcruppen member has deflected to the increasingly popular powerhouses of Intermediate B league football Shane O’Neill’s. Paul ‘Tri-Athlete’ Watters previously known as a Carrickcruppen stalwart has been ‘poached’ by the new recruiting machine in Shane O’Neills […]