SDLP’s McNulty & Ritchie Leave Politics – Start Up ‘Hip-Hop’ Dubstep Duo

Two local senior SDLP members who lost out in yesterday’s Westminster election have said they are to leave politics and join forces and sensationally re-position themselves into a ‘Hip-Hop’ duo focusing in ‘Hard Style Dubstep’ music we can reveal. Justin McNulty and Margaret Ritchie who lost out in the Newry & Armagh and South Down […]

Sinn Féin’s Fearon Say’s ‘Bigger Refresher Chews’ Her Top Priority If Re-Elected

Sinn Féin’s Megan Fearon who is standing in the upcoming Assembly Elections has stated at a packed conference of Sinn Féin’s cult I mean political party at the Canal Court that her main aim was to make refresher chews bigger. The young political starlet from Dromintee said that her voting base demanded that the famous […]