Mullaghbawn Spy Deported Back To North Korea

A Mullaghbawn man has been deported back to his native North Korea this morning we can reveal. Liam ‘Chinky’ Harte who has been living as a double agent sending secrets about south Armagh to his supreme leader Kim Jong-Un was caught yesterday in O’Hanlon’s pub using a ‘crude but sophisticated’ radio transmitter. We spoke with […]

Forkhill To Get First Ever Video Shop

There’s growing excitement in the rural village of Forkhill today with news that a video shop will open next week we can reveal. Forkhill known as the only place in the Greater Newry area to be without running water will now be able to access the miracle of VHS tapes. We spoke with one Forkhill […]