Joy As Dundalk’s ‘Maxi’ Kavanagh Pronounces ‘Thirty Three and a Third’ and not ‘Turty Tree and a Turd’

There were scenes of bemusement and sheer joy today at the Newry Bureau De Change on Hill Street after Dundalk man Mark ‘Maxi’ Kavanagh pronounced ‘Thirty Three and a Third’ and not ‘Turty Tree and a Turd’ we can reveal. Kavanagh best known as ‘Maxi’ is Dundalk’s version of Simon Cowell through his Maxi Taxi […]

SDLP’s McNulty & Ritchie Leave Politics – Start Up ‘Hip-Hop’ Dubstep Duo

Two local senior SDLP members who lost out in yesterday’s Westminster election have said they are to leave politics and join forces and sensationally re-position themselves into a ‘Hip-Hop’ duo focusing in ‘Hard Style Dubstep’ music we can reveal. Justin McNulty and Margaret Ritchie who lost out in the Newry & Armagh and South Down […]