McParland’s Hardware Selling ‘Rubber Testicles’

  McParland’s Hardware shop on Monaghan Street has been praised for selling ‘rubber testicles’ for testicular cancer awareness we can reveal. The shop that sells traditional shite for the garden and household made the brave decision today and said they will sell the balls until they are out of stock. We spoke with a McParland’s […]

Hilltown Get 1970 Floppy Disc

News has spread with much excitement around Hilltown with the news that the Floppy Disk is to reach the village today. The 1970 invention that changed the world of computer data storage coincides with the recent arrival of the Spectrum computer console that reached Hilltown two months ago. We spoke with one Hilltown resident Kevin […]