Bessbrook To Unveil Pablo Escobar Statue

A controversial new statue will be unveiled in the model village of Bessbrook this Saturday we can reveal. The statue will be placed in the village centre and will depict the fallen drugs lord Pablo Escobar. One Bessbrook local told Newry Spud: “Bessbrook has a long and esteemed tradition and link with the drugs trade. […]

Google Earth Can’t Find Mayobridge To Map It

The world’s best mapping service ‘Google Earth’ has announced today that they are 99.99999% done mapping the earth but they cannot find a place called ‘Mayobridge’ we can confirm. The Google Earth function that is used by millions of users daily has mapped the entire planet except for the small south Down district of Mayobridge […]