The Discovery Channel’s hugely popular conspiracy based TV programme ‘Ancient Aliens’ has started filming in Crossmaglen we can reveal.
The show popular for its wild opinions that Aliens once roamed the earth and in some aspects still do say they have ‘viable evidence’ of Alien activity in the Cross area.
One Discovery Channel spokesman told us:
“We heard rumours about this almost mythical place called Crossmaglen so we knew we had to visit it to research Alien activity. We were not disappointed. We got out of our car and were immediately struck by the hostile environment and the ‘strange heads’ on the local population.
We visit a most peculiar establishment called Ma Kearney’s, wow, just fucking wow. Anyone who doubts there aren’t Alien life-forms among us, just go into Ma Kearney’s for 20 minutes.”