Category: Newry
Mystery Illness Hits Parent’s Dropping Their Children Off At GAA Clubs
It has been reported today, a lot of GAA parents suffer from car sickness. They are so stricken with the ailment that they are only able to drop their kids […]
American Rapper ‘Big O’ Sues Warrenpoint Comedian For Copyright Infringment
American actor and rapper Omar Gooding better known as ‘Big O’ has launched legal proceedings against Warrenpoint comedian Oliver ‘Big O’ McMahon it has emerged today. The American Hip-Hop star […]
Safari Tour Of Parkhead, Derrybeg & Barcroft Launched
A new tourism venture will be launched by Newry,Mourne & Down Council this week. ‘Newry Safari Tours’ will see an open top Jeep travel through parts of Derrybeg, Barcroft and Parkhead […]
Lofty Larkin’s ‘Rubber Head’ Entered Into Oxford Dictionary
One of Newry’s most famous son’s has made it into this year’s publican of the concise Oxford English dictionary it has emerged today. ‘Lofty’ Larkin’s famous ‘Rubber Head’ has been […]
Pat Price’s Launch ‘Diddy Milk’ Ice-Cream Cones
There was mixed reaction today after popular Ice-Cream spot Nugelato in Newry launched a new line of ‘Diddy Milk’ Ice Creams we can reveal. Some residents spoke of their disgust […]
‘Fat Hole’ Cake Given To Obese Shelbourne Bakery Customer Causes Anger
The Shelbourne Bakery on Hill Street is known for its specialty in baking cakes for all occasions but they have found themselves in hot water after a customer got the […]
Camlough & Bessbrook Come To Standstill As ‘Judge’ Loses Lotto Book
The villages of Camlough and Bessbrook came to an absolute standstill last night as news came through that Paul ‘The Judge’ Kearns lost his Carrickcruppen Lotto book. There was widespread […]
Study Reveals ‘Gender Swap Snapchat Filter’ Now Fucking Tiresome
A study carried out by the Newry Southern Regional College has discovered that it is about time you stopped uploading ‘Gender Swap’ photos and photos on Facebook. According to the […]
Eastenders To Be Replaced By New Programme ‘The Beg’
A new soap opera to rival the likes of Emmerdale and Coronation Street will soon hit our screens, according to our sources at the BBC. “The Beg”, set in Derrybeg, […]
O’Neill Avenue To Be Flattened To Make Way For Syrian Refugee Camp
Newry, Mourne & Down Council have unanimously approved moving ahead with the demolition of O’Neill Avenue to make way for Europe’s largest ever Syrian refugee resettlement camp we can reveal. Workers have […]