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SDLP’s Pete Byrne Pledges To Cap The Price Of Pints To £1 If Elected MP

Armed PSNI Called To Friar Tuck’s After Coleslaw Reserves Run Dry

BBC Show ‘Who Do You Think You Are’ Discover Kanye West From Derrybeg

Jewellers To Put Warning Signs On Engagement Rings & Offer Men Counselling For Christmas

Insane Clown Posse To Play Catholic Working Men’s Club At Weekend

Meet Newry PSNI’s New Sergeant A Specially Trained Chimpanzee Named Bubbles

Category: Newry

Mystery Illness Hits Parent’s Dropping Their Children Off At GAA Clubs

It has been reported today, a lot of GAA parents suffer from car sickness. They are so stricken with the ailment that they are only able to drop their kids […]

2nd May 201630th May 2017 NewrySpud Newry, South Armagh, South Down, Sport

American Rapper ‘Big O’ Sues Warrenpoint Comedian For Copyright Infringment

American actor and rapper Omar Gooding better known as ‘Big O’ has launched legal proceedings against Warrenpoint comedian Oliver ‘Big O’ McMahon it has emerged today. The American Hip-Hop star […]

2nd May 201630th March 2017 NewrySpud Newry, Warrenpoint

Safari Tour Of Parkhead, Derrybeg & Barcroft Launched

A new tourism venture will be launched by Newry,Mourne & Down Council this week. ‘Newry Safari Tours’ will see an open top Jeep travel through parts of Derrybeg, Barcroft and Parkhead […]

1st May 201620th June 2018 NewrySpud Newry

Lofty Larkin’s ‘Rubber Head’ Entered Into Oxford Dictionary

One of Newry’s most famous son’s has made it into this year’s publican of the concise Oxford English dictionary it has emerged today. ‘Lofty’ Larkin’s famous ‘Rubber Head’ has been […]

30th April 201631st August 2018 NewrySpud Newry

Pat Price’s Launch ‘Diddy Milk’ Ice-Cream Cones

There was mixed reaction today after popular Ice-Cream spot Nugelato  in Newry  launched a new line of ‘Diddy Milk’ Ice Creams we can reveal. Some residents spoke of their disgust […]

27th April 201619th February 2018 NewrySpud Newry

‘Fat Hole’ Cake Given To Obese Shelbourne Bakery Customer Causes Anger

The Shelbourne Bakery on Hill Street is known for its specialty in baking cakes for all occasions but they have found themselves in hot water after a customer got the […]

25th April 201625th May 2017 NewrySpud Newry

Camlough & Bessbrook Come To Standstill As ‘Judge’ Loses Lotto Book

The villages of Camlough and Bessbrook came to an absolute standstill last night as news came through that Paul ‘The Judge’ Kearns lost his Carrickcruppen Lotto book. There was widespread […]

24th April 201613th May 2017 NewrySpud Newry, South Armagh

Study Reveals ‘Gender Swap Snapchat Filter’ Now Fucking Tiresome

A study carried out by the Newry Southern Regional College has discovered that it is about time you stopped uploading ‘Gender Swap’ photos and photos on Facebook. According to the […]

24th April 20169th June 2019 NewrySpud Newry

Eastenders To Be Replaced By New Programme ‘The Beg’

A new soap opera to rival the likes of Emmerdale and Coronation Street will soon hit our screens, according to our sources at the BBC. “The Beg”, set in Derrybeg, […]

23rd April 201623rd July 2018 NewrySpud Newry

O’Neill Avenue To Be Flattened To Make Way For Syrian Refugee Camp

Newry, Mourne & Down Council have unanimously approved moving ahead with the demolition of O’Neill Avenue to make way for Europe’s largest ever Syrian refugee resettlement camp we can reveal. Workers have […]

20th April 201622nd July 2018 NewrySpud Newry

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