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‘Border Bargains’ Smugglers Caught By Customs With Fegs Today

A well known smuggler from Newry has been caught by HM Customs with a ‘substantial’ amount of cigarettes we can reveal.

Martin O’Hanlon the CEO and founder of ‘Border Bargains’ was caught this morning along with his brother Bag Head during a routine customs check.

We spoke with Taxi Jo who asked not to be named and he told us:

“It’s a travesty to be honest baah. There are a lot of fucking mad whores running around Newry today without their Lambert & Butler and that’s not good for anyone.

I spoke with Martin and Bag Head today and they are both in high spirits. In fact as we spake they are collecting a delivery of fegs from Poland.”

Customs spokesman Inspector Ash confirmed to Newry Spud that there was a ‘sizeable’ cigarette seizure this morning in the Newry area.