A local man has been branded as an absolute weirdo after visiting The Bernish Viewpoint solely for the beautiful countryside we can reveal.
The man who as far as we know has no known mental condition is said to be ‘shocked and surprised’ at the attention his visit to the well known dogging spot has gathered.
He told Newry Spud:
“I just decided to go up and take in the lovely fresh air and beautiful countryside views. Little did I know I was going to be branded a freak and weirdo for not going there with the sole intention of getting my pink flute played with.”