Hollywood superstar and county Antrim native Liam Neeson has said he will move to the slum land of Parkhead in order to get away from the recent controversy that has been surrounding him after recent alleged racist comments.
Neeson who is from Ballymena so is used to living in a shit hole is said to be looking forward to living amongst the peasantry of Newry.
Neeson told Newry Spud:
“I am not racist, I just don’t like darkies. I’ve decided to hide out in Newry and I heard Parkhead is the perfect spot to go in order to blend in with other social outcasts.”