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Lad Gets Into Back Of Border Taxi Like It’s A Fucking Limo


A 26 year-old Newry man who ordered a Border Taxi actually got into the back seat like it was some fucking kind of limo or something we can reveal.

Liam Twatspatrick from Derrybeg ordered the taxi this morning and casually opened the backdoor of the car instead of sitting in the front to have the usual mind numbing banter with the driver.

The driver of the car Damian Lynch who asked not to be named told Newry Spud:

“I couldn’t believe the balls on this wee cunt. He got into the back of the yoke and he didn’t even ask if I was working long or what time I was on to. He sat in the fucking back like I was Morgan Freeman in the film Driving Miss Daisy.”