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Local United Fans Slowly Crawling Out From Under Rocks


Local Manchester United fans have been seen crawling out from under the large rocks that they have been hiding under for much of the last 2 months we can reveal.

United who have had a remarkable change of fortunes after employing Ole Gunnar Solskjaer as their caretaker manager has also made local United fans pipe up on social media.

One local United fan Gary ‘Gingo’ Hillen told Newry Spud:

“I was actually hiding in a secret cave I have built on the side of Camlough Mountain. Now that we have strung 8 games together without getting embarrassed I can finally start showing my face in public again.”