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Newry Woman Spends 3 Days Crafting ‘New Year, New Me’ Facebook Post



A Newry woman has been busy this past 3 days and nights drafting her ‘New Year, New Me’ Facebook post we can reveal.

Lisa Fatspatrick has been mulling over her annual statement that she will post around 7pm tonight to let people know of her plans for weight loss, not to be taken for granted by the men in her life and to be more positive in everyday life.

Lisa told Newry Spud:

“I have been trying to come up with a new post that is different to the generic ones I have posted this past 3 years on Facebook. I really want to lose a few stone but want to make my statement realistic. I also won’t be taken for granted by the few men I see occasionally for the ride. 2019 will be my year, I can feel it.”

Meanwhile all of Lisa’s friends have been busy blocking her posts today as they are sick of the same shite year in and year out.