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Dad ‘Pretty Sure’ Turkey From Christmas ‘Probably OK’ To Eat Today


A Newry man is still convinced the leftover turkey he’s eating today is ‘probably grand’ we can reveal.

Liam Fatface refuses to let his wife throw the oul thing in the bin insisting he’s going to get every last fucking bit of meat of the yoke.

Liam told Newry Spud:

“I bought thon turkey on the 22nd of December, that’s only from last Saturday, there’s plenty life left in thon turkey yet baah.

Every time I go to the kitchen I peek in on it and take a slab of it and plaster it with salt, I’ll give it until Sunday before I think of throwing it in the bin.”

Meanwhile Liam’s wife told us:

“The big greedy bastid is sick as a dog eating turkey. He thinks it’s this flu going around but the stupid fucker has no idea he’s giving himself food poisoning every few hours.”