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“Now You Know How We Feel” Says Camlough After O2 Outage


The residents of Camlough have said “now you know how we feel” after the O2 outage yesterday we can confirm.

It is thought that the people of Camlough, the notorious ‘black spot’ for O2 mobile signals didn’t even notice the outage. Although one has to remember that this village is only now coming to terms with running water and indoor toilets.

One local villager Gerard Hughes told Newry Spud:

“Now all thon fancy people in Newry know how we simpletons in Camlough live on a daily basis in terms of outside contact to the world.

I got a lovely new iPhone that I use for a fucking door stop now because there’s no use for it in this village. Fuck all them yaps about O2 baah, welcome to Camlough 2018.”