Oops! It appears that you have disabled your Javascript. In order for you to see this page as it is meant to appear, we ask that you please re-enable your Javascript!

Yankee Candle Launch South Armagh Fragrances For Christmas


Candle-makers Yankee Candles are to launch a new fragrance that smells of south Armagh we can reveal.

Newry Yankee Candle Shop in the Buttercrane has developed the new range and believe it will be a massive hit for Christmas shoppers.

Manager of the Yankee Candle Shop in the Buttercrane, told Newry Spud:

“Yeah, they’re coming on Monday. The fragrances are Manure, Gelignite Explosives, Semtex, Pig Piss & Ma Kearney’s men’s toilets.

We expect a massive queue for the new range so we would advise all the shit kickers of south Armagh to get down early on Monday.”